2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
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is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
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He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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