You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Randomize
