Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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