what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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