How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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