Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
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to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
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It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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