Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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