My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
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Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
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IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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