How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
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lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
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Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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