Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
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it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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