i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
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Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
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Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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