So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
no you cant smoke seaweed
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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