I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
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We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
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Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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