I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
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this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
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I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
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