Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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