After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
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tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
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If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.