it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
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We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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