so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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