It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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