i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
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I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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