to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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