so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
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Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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