Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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