So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
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Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
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Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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