About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
