how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
hell yes lets make some ravioli
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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