But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
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I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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