I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
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he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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