i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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