I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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