Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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