Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
false alarm, still single
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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