I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
We need to get me chipped asap
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
