fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
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And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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