Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
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When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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