If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
do nipples grow back?
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