Porn is love you can see.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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