Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
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Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
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You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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