Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
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