You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
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It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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