butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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