I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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