I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I just gargled with NyQuil
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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