can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
i think my cat just said my name.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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