I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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