Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I touched a dick in church today
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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