As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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