you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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