I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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