Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
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i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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