hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
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So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
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Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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