Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
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Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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