I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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