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Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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