So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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